Actual photograph of Seattle
“Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it.” —George Santayana
there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”
never thought 150 thousand people would agree with me
food? no… friend
I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.
it jUST STUFFS ITS FUCKING FACE I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT
That’s like me when I have food and don’t wanna share
Literally perfect telling of the Canadian - US argument
no i’m not gonna lend you my pencil because if i lend you my pencil then you’ll want my calculator and then you’ll want austria and czechoslovakia and then you’ll end up invading poland and i will not have that shit
wHO THe fuck lenT rusSIA the pencil?????
One cup of bunny
that’s not even a cup of bunny. thats like 3/4 cup of bunny/
someone doesn’t bake.
if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what
Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.
“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”
theres no cliche i love more than the ‘hate eachother at first - end up banging at the kitchen floor after months of pent up sexual frustration and passive aggressive innuendos’ cliche
People often think of fire as a destructive force, and it can be. But fire also rejuvenates the land. Many grasses have evolved root systems that survive fires so they can be renewed, and some trees and other plants have seeds that only germinate after a fire has come through. Plus fires clean out old dead wood and other debris, making it easier for fresh plant life to grow.
looking for femslash fics
Tom Hiddleston doing a cartwheel
they’re so CUTE
If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?
This is the best one I’ve seen.
"you know, you’re pretty cute for a black girl"
"Want to be my chocolate princess? "
"My african queen"
what the fuc-
"ever been with a white guy before? "
"Ya know, you’re so nice. You don’t act like most black girls"
I will never not reblog. Omggg.