In Which I Fawn Over Various Fandoms

I really really want Mycroft to turn out to be the good guy

Mycroft Holmes ➙ Rubbish big brother (according to Sherlock).

spoopyshivers:

spoopyshivers:

why do old people read the bible so much

i asked the old guy standing in front of me at the post office and he said “it’s because we’re cramming for finals”

flo-prato:

OITNB doesn’t have the “previously on…” because they know you watched the whole season in one day

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

madeof-starlight:

WOMAN WEARS BLACK BRA WITH BLACK OUTFIT. CONTACT THE PRESS, CALL THE PRESIDENT DO NOT LET THE CHILDREN SEE.

divine-fallen-angel:

flaming-fallen-angel:

My vessels father is unaware of the situation. To avoid any suspicion I must speak like a teenage girl.

Good luck, Sister.

vonnegutpizza:

There needs to be more body positive songs in pop culture and I think this is a great contribution. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT THING.

this is rly cute

#SLAAAAY!!!!!

plan-d-for-dumbass67:

More of Garth being spot on about people …

snowingblackout:

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

No, but can you imagine Muggle borns in Astronomy and one of them looks up and whispers “Space, the final frontier.” and the other Muggle borns join in right away and all the pure bloods and the professor are just WTFing all over the place

iwouldsellmysisterssoulfor1d:

SOMEONE TEXTED ME WITH THE WRONG NUMBER AND I PLAYED ALONG I’M GOING TO HELL I KNOW IT

Reading fanfic at midnight
Dad: stop texting and go to sleep
Me: I'm not texting. I'm reading.
Dad: oh really? Read the line you're on.
Line: He roughly shoved his partner against the wall and forced his tongue between the other man's parted lips.
Me: just kidding I'm texting somebody

johnhadbeautifulhandwriting:

dancelovehappyness:

pineappledean:

No wonder people look at us funny.

image

OMG THIS IS PERFECT

“this is God. he hits sam with plungers”

basically